What if men got pregnant?
What do you think would happen if men got pregnant?
-Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.
-There would be a cure for stretch marks.
-Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
-Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
-All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
-Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
-Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
-They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
-They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
-Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree’s.
-Women would rule the world.